Owen Belltower

Instead of giving gifts to your friends and family, Republicans think it would be better to give all your gifts to the wealthy, which will stimulate the economy and inevitably trickle down to your family.

To Jake Lackey, burritos are a way to train for his doctorate as a medical surgeon while also catching up on some delicious beans and fresh salsa. I prefer to order extra ingredients so the burrito bursts open with wounds of mexican-inspired flavor. Then, I operate.

What was once a stale and unnecessary car wash has now been turned into a stale and unnecessary Dunkin' Donuts, located on Route 6A on the North Shore.

Akido, the Japanese martial art, is more than self-defense. To Sarah Huckabee Sanders, it's a way of life. "At my first lesson, I learned that Akido teaches you courage, decisiveness, strength, clarity of mind, and compassion," and I said "Yeah, that's great and all, but..."

Those testicles that stick to your leg, they don't just lean to the left, they're down right extremists. Roy says "For far too long we've been held hostage by these ungodly temptations," and "These liberals want everything for free"

"They just keep coming back," Gerald said as he bent over uneasily. "You have to get them while they're young or else it's uncontrollable. It's unbelievable how many there are." Like many of the residents here in Harwich, Gerald is concerned about his lawn. "Ever since he became retired, I can't keep him away from that damn lawn," his wife Amity tells. "And he's losing his hearing so it's not easy to call him back in." She loves how well he matches the petunias with the shade of their house, bu

With recent advancements in scientific research, doctors have found that stool samples can be a safe and effective alternative to risky medication and treatment for intestinal problems. Infections of C. diff can affect half a million people in the U.S. and kill over 30,000 per year.