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ICE Agents To Deport Boston Police Commissioner Back To Gringotts

The massive increase in spending by the Immigration and Customs Enforcement Agency (ICE) has enabled the capture of thousands more illegal immigrants. The last year has been difficult, if not impossible, for many of these families to survive in the United States. They came here looking for a better life and they're being turned away.

This story is no different to that of William D. Evans, the current Boston Police Commissioner. William had sought refuge in the United States, fleeing persecution from Voldemort after he took control of the one and only Gringotts Bank.

Unfortunately, William did not secure citizenship during his transition, opting to simply hypnotize anyone who inquired about his origins. This worked for a while, but the truth has a way of catching up with people. Especially now that ICE has made it more difficult for almost every immigrant to live safely and without fear.

Not many people are familiar with Gringotts, so we looked it up. Gringotts is the wizarding world's only bank, and it's owned and operated by goblins. In case you'd like to visit the main office, it's in the Diagon Alley in London, England. Here it is with a bad ass Dragon on top of it.

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We asked William how he feels about going back home. He said there isn't much work for goblins except in the halls of the bank. Over the years, he has grown to prefer Gringotts compared to the public-facing and often stressful Boston Police Department. William added that Voldemort was a big factor in his decision to flee.

Now that Voldemort is gone, I'm not afraid to return. Plus, it will be nice to see dragons again.