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Increasing Amount Of Americans Now Respect Social Distance Norms When Mugging

July 16, 2020
HYANNIS - Martha Stoughton says that when she was mugged just the other day, "he kept several feet away and even used a face mask."

South-Facing Falmouth Property Boasts Lots Of Light, Escape Holes

February 22, 2020
Three-season's room? Make that FOUR seasons! The wide-open-floor living room is south-facing with LOTS of sunlight. Grow an indoor garden, heck, grow an OUTDOOR garden. No need to open the windows, that fresh summer breeze is only a matter of time!

Hand Puppet STRANGLES Puppeteer To Death In TRAGIC Murder-Suicide

June 25, 2019
Local authorities responded to emergency calls where they later found a man and his hand puppet, both victims of a tragic murder suicide in East Falmouth.

Man Claims Pole Came Out Of NOWHERE To Cause Collision With Car

February 23, 2019
OSTERVILLE - The local fire department was called to the scene of a one-car crash early Sunday morning. Joell Bumgardner, who was the driver of the vehicle, claimed "that pole wasn't there a second ago,"

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