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Woods Hole Activists Rebel Against Fascist Meter Maid

January 15, 2019
Last week Falmouth Police responded to a vandalized wall in Woods Hole, it read "RESIST" and featured a bright orange ticket held out by a dark figure in the shape of a parking ticket enforcement officer.

Trump Tariffs Begin To Hurt Cape's Cherished Whirly-Gig Industry

July 27, 2018
TRURO - With the increased cost of steel from China, local businesses have been forced to conserve whirly-gig supplies. "I could get a premium whirly-bird for about $20, now you'd be lucky to get a single colored gee-haw for that price!"

County Commissioner Bravely Defends Right To Harass Women, Drive Municipal Vans

February 25, 2018
Beaty, who serves on the three member board with an actual Pirate, refused to sign the document, leaving many questioning whether this was a larger cover-up. "I'm just saying I never seen him write in cursive before."

Republicans Add Last Minute "Trickle-Down Gift Giving" As Amendment To Tax Bill

December 16, 2017
Instead of giving gifts to your friends and family, Republicans think it would be better to give all your gifts to the wealthy, which will stimulate the economy and inevitably trickle down to your family.

New Cape Cod Wind Turbines To Reduce Noise By 70% With Quieter Dyson Technology

December 14, 2017
This renewable energy project was intended to save money. This new technology has no blades, and comes with air multiplier technology. Best of all, they have a 2 year warranty and come in a variety of cold blue steel and platinum silver colors.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Looking To Take Advantage Of Akido Martial Arts Training

December 01, 2017
Akido, the Japanese martial art, is more than self-defense. To Sarah Huckabee Sanders, it's a way of life. "At my first lesson, I learned that Akido teaches you courage, decisiveness, strength, clarity of mind, and compassion," and I said "Yeah, that's great and all, but..."

Roy Moore Blames Sexual Assault Allegations On "Far-Left" Testicles

December 01, 2017
Those testicles that stick to your leg, they don't just lean to the left, they're down right extremists. Roy says "For far too long we've been held hostage by these ungodly temptations," and "These liberals want everything for free"

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