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It's hard to argue now, there's clear evidence confirming the theory of evolution directly on Steve Bannon's face. A recent close-up image of Bannon provided a sample for scientists to study the boom in microbiological activity. Bacteria are commonly found in all areas of the face, they're not harmful and do not cause infections. However, this new finding suggests that face bacteria, in the right conditions and in symbiosis with its host, can actually flourish and over time, evolve to reach ne

WASHINGTON, DC: A new initiative is now directing hospitals to send their patient data into a trash barrel in the East Wing, according to a New York Times article published on Tuesday. Effective tomorrow, the move comes by surprise for some within the CDC.

Last week Falmouth Police responded to a vandalized wall in Woods Hole, it read "RESIST" and featured a bright orange ticket held out by a dark figure in the shape of a parking ticket enforcement officer.

TRURO - With the increased cost of steel from China, local businesses have been forced to conserve whirly-gig supplies. "I could get a premium whirly-bird for about $20, now you'd be lucky to get a single colored gee-haw for that price!"

Beaty, who serves on the three member board with an actual Pirate, refused to sign the document, leaving many questioning whether this was a larger cover-up. "I'm just saying I never seen him write in cursive before."

Instead of giving gifts to your friends and family, Republicans think it would be better to give all your gifts to the wealthy, which will stimulate the economy and inevitably trickle down to your family.