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Sarah Huckabee Sanders Looking To Take Advantage Of Akido Martial Arts Training

December 01, 2017
Akido, the Japanese martial art, is more than self-defense. To Sarah Huckabee Sanders, it's a way of life. "At my first lesson, I learned that Akido teaches you courage, decisiveness, strength, clarity of mind, and compassion," and I said "Yeah, that's great and all, but..."

Roy Moore Blames Sexual Assault Allegations On "Far-Left" Testicles

December 01, 2017
Those testicles that stick to your leg, they don't just lean to the left, they're down right extremists. Roy says "For far too long we've been held hostage by these ungodly temptations," and "These liberals want everything for free"

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