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Cape Cod Hospital Reports Surge In Carpal Tunnel As Residents Type "Thoughts And Prayers!" Through Holidays

December 26, 2017
"Carpel tunnel is a serious and debilitating problem," says Dr. Rollipart, "and in all my years at Cape Cod Hospital, I have never seen anything like this. It's a pandemic."

Nantucket Nannies Swear By Choke Hold Technique To Soothe Fussy Babies

December 10, 2017
There's nothing like sending your child to dreamland with a forceful tug of your forearm. "It's done wonders for my stress levels, because naptime isn't just when the kids want it, it's when I want it too." said Ingrid Nataslokakinov.

Paramedic Doll Revived For Hundredth Time Thanks To Amazing Staff At JML

November 29, 2017
Jerry the Paramedic Doll says "I am prone to injuries that require CPR. Despite not knowing what's wrong with me, it's almost always the CPR that saves me. I'm lucky to be alive," but does not know he's a paramedic doll.

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